Top 15 Personality Types Of Libertarians

Stuck Up Libertarians Stuck Up Libertarians: View themselves as better than everyone else. Don’t understand what they read, simply regurgitate factoids.  They can be found throughout college dorms overly using the word “statist” as a political meme.  Spoiled brats who got everything in life — Don’t know what it is to be on welfare, foodstamps, hardtimes. Lack any empiricism and think because they are in college they are special. Typically they are racist, or atleast extremely prejudice(in an ignorant kind of way) make comments like “if a person can be smarter than a person, than why can’t a race be smarter then another race.’ They still engage in teenage existentialism, while they worship academia.  Claim to love murray but promote Nihilism. They hate religion, love abortion.  Possibly are liberals who find liberalism to be “to mainstream.” These types are constantly trying to gain approval from the left, while simultaneously regarding them as “peons.”  Lack any real philosophical value in anything they say.
Becomes Libertarian For WeedIdiot Pot Smoking Libertarians:  Next to the stuck up libertarian, the pot smoking libertarian is the cliche many view the libertarian as.  Will vote for anyone who will legalize pot.  They called Ralph Nader cool in 2000 because he promoted legalizing marijuana.  Don’t understand what libertarianism is, just want to smoke weed while blaming everyone else for their drug induced laziness.

Spiritual Libertarians: Just want to smoke pot and be left alone living their new age life style.  These types can be very crafty, especially if they grow weed. Are spiritual but can simply be agnostic. Their non-interventionist, anti-authoritarian personalities make them good candidates for libertarianism.
Beer Drinking Libertarians
Beer Drinking Libertarians: Love guns and hate authoritarianism. Work hard, take chances, pragmatic individuals who can also kick ass. Usually right of center.

Leftist Libertarians: Libertarian with leftist morales that do not interfere with the scope of Libertarianism.

Conspiracy Libertarians: Libertarians who believe in conspiracy theories.  Not to be confused with the liberal conspiracy theorists who think everything is a conspiracy and “aliens and the evil republicans” were behind it.
Christian Libertarians: Christians who advocate for libertarianism while truly believing in religious freedoms and don’t force others to live by their values, but may promote them.

Independent Libertarians: Don’t identify as Libertarian but like what Libertarians say and are seen running in Libertarian circles, not interested in ideologies, just want to eliminate corruption and cartel capitalism.

Centrist Libertarians: Someone like John Stossel. May not have always been libertarian but pick it up fast and actually try to understand it.

Greg Gutfield Moderate Libertarian

Self Proclaimed ‘Moderate Libertarians':  Typically these are neoconservative fools who are not even aware what a neoconservative is, let alone a libertarian.  Contradicting, low information, full of shit.  Love NSA spying and the war on terror. More than willing to trade civil liberties for the facade of safety. Believe drugs should stay illegal and enjoy discussing the joys of government bureaucracy.  Get all their information from MSM and think it makes them special.  These type of ‘libertarians’ make Glenn Beck look good. Really good. Doesn’t understand being a ‘moderate’ libertarian is like claiming to be ‘just a little pregnant.’  It makes no sense when the context of the claim is examined.
Glenn Beck Libertarians:  Jumped on the Libertarian bandwagon because Glenn Beck said he was one. Claim Alex Jones is a nutjob, then a few days later when Glenn Beck steals material from Alex Jones they claim that information as “genius” “information you can’t get anywhere else.”
Maher Confused Libertarian
Confused Libertarians: Bill Maher….

Ron Paul Libertarians: May not understand libertarianism completely, they just know they like what they hear. Typically live busy lives with friends but do not shy from politics.

Promotional Libertarians: Radio show hosts, political organizers, activists, multi-media pushers.


Inteligencia libertarians: Mises,Murray,Ron…..

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